Are you feeling sad?... Are you feeling depressed?... Are you stressed out?... Oh yea... Then emo is the way for you... Emo is the new fad dude... Emo... Emo... Emo... Is fun... And... Now... Weiqi proudly presents... 10 points on...
WHY EMO IS GOOD...01.
Emo can help you save money...By being emo, you would lose all your appetite... Then you no need buy your meals... (Especially useful when you are in fast food joints or restaurants with friends... And you have no money...)
02.
Emo can help you save energy...By being emo, you would be expression-less most of the time... Using much less energy than those happy idiots laughing away at that corner...
03.
Emo reduces risk of dying...By being emo, you only think of dying... But those happy idiots laughing at that corner might just die anytime from a heart attack or lack of breath...
04.
Emo lets you hurt yourself...And lets you enjoy it in the process... Ouch... Yea... Only chance that you can join in the fun with your friends as they abuse you... Imagine... Other people and you attacking yourself... Isn't that fun?... Oh yea...
05.
Emo lets you learn the emo song...E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day...
M is for miserable people...
O is for on the dark side, coz we have some fresh cookies.
(COOKIES)...
WOO!...
06.
Emo lets you take seh pictures...Oh yea... You cant be looking seh while smiling right?... Totally weird...
07.
Emo lets you sing any song and would sound nice... Any song that you put in your feelings to sing would sound nice... Of course, emoing must sing emo song... Make sure your emoing when you participate in singing competitions... Like that confirm win one...
08.
Emo helps you lose weight...Coz when you emo, sometimes it leads to crying... Your body would lose water and therefore, you would be lighter...
09.
Emo can draw attention...When you emo, people confirm come to your side and ask about you... It's a new way of wooing boyfriends or girlfriends... Woohoo...
10.
Emo contributes less to global warming...
Coz you breath normally when you are emo... But you breath faster, taking in more oxygen and releasing more carbon dioxide, when you laugh... Save the earth, go emo...
So that's why being emo is so good... However, over or under dosage is unhealthy... Over dosage causes over-emoness , making you can't stop emoing coz you are addicted to it... Under dosage would show that you are actually dead coz no one in this world faces no sadness in their life... Being emo is good for health... Recommended dosage: once in 3-7 days... We should have an international emo day, where everyone emo together...
And if you're inspired to be emo after reading this post, this video would teach you how to be emo...
-Brought to you by the currently emoing Weiqi...
The above is all original and typed by weiqi with some reference to the video...
