I posted this on the class blog and thought i'll post it here as well.
Hello everyone! Are you feeling stressed out because you havent started on your homework? Are you worried that you cant finish all your homework before the deadlines? Are pulling your hair and abusing your soft toys coz you cant seem to do any of the homework because of cca and projects? No worries! Coz weiqi's here! Yea man. She will help to provide comic relief for your life! (As well as make this blog alive.) She shall provide some tips to help cope with that pile of homework! (The tips below have not been tested out. Any death of brain cells or injuries to oneself and soft toys are purely coincidental. Please do not blame weiqi.)
001. Go to moodle and click on all the subjects. Make sure you print out every single worksheet and also finish up the quizzes.
002. Take out all the homework and stack on your desk to give yourself pressure to do homework faster.
003. Check the deadlines of all your homework. Arrange the homework where the homework is due earlier is on top. If you have homework that is due on the same day, put the one you deem is easier on top.
004. Take out all the homework that needs to use the computer to complete out of the pile. Start doing those first. Coz later if you kena banned from computer, at least you finished your homework.
005. Rejoice for finishing some homework.
006. Go to play. (You can skip this if you're grounded.)
007. For the remaining amount of days, schedule a deadline for yourself to complete each of your homework.
008. Make sure you keep to it. If you cant complete it before the deadline, then give yourself one day grace. If you still cannot complete, dont do it. Coz you would affect your other work. Assign yourself other days to complete the late piece of work.
009. Do not schedule your homework in a way that you are even more miserable in the holidays than in school. Make sure you de-stress yourself by going out or just having fun at home.
010. Make sure you give your eyes a break. The amount of myopic people in singapore is already enough. We dont need another one.
011. Dont give yourself excuses. Be strict with yourself. Be disciplined.
012. If you really cannot control yourself, please ask someone to help you.
013. If you meet with any difficulties, either you ask someone or wait until school reopen then ask.
014. Please do not copy your homework. Coz its homework, not copywork.
015. Even if you want to copy, please copy smart. Dont blindly copy.
016. After you have finish your homework, please call weiqi out. Coz she is feeling bored.
017. If you dont like weiqi, please go organise a class outing.
018. Make sure it is fun and everyone can make it.
019. Homework is not scary. Homework is sibei scary.
020. It can be conquered. It just takes time. And thats what you dont have. Too bad.
After following the 20 tips, you should be able to complete at least half of your homework before wednesday or thursday. If you are not able to, either you are not following the tips properly or this is just not for you. Please stop using it if it does not work for you and go look for a psychiatrist. You must have some mental problem. Coz it should work for everyone.
-The above is posted by Weiqi @ woodbridge hospital
And this is typed by weiqi and not kupped from anywhere else.