Hello. Enough of the emotional stuff (although I know it is not very emotional). But anyway, this are the jokes. WARNING: Switch off all air con if you are reading this joke.
2)Timmy: I was on TV today!
Tommy: Really? For how long?
Timmy: Not very long, my mother make me come down after finding that I was sitting not the TV.
3) Have you heard the fight between the hole puncher and the paper? The hole uncher puched the paper.
That's all to refresh you memories.