Hello. Enough of the emotional stuff (although I know it is not very emotional). But anyway, this are the jokes. WARNING: Switch off all air con if you are reading this joke.
1)小明站在一个桥上。突然，从前面出现一只老虎，后面有只狮子。 你知道他是怎样过桥的吗？
他是昏过去的.
2)Timmy: I was on TV today!
Tommy: Really? For how long?
Timmy: Not very long, my mother make me come down after finding that I was sitting not the TV.
3) Have you heard the fight between the hole puncher and the paper? The hole uncher puched the paper.
4)苍蝇A和苍蝇B在吃大便
苍蝇A：为什么我们要吃大便？
苍蝇B：在吃饭的时候不要受这么恶心的话！
That's all to refresh you memories.
